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15 Times Kids’ Toys Went Horribly Wrong And There Was No One There To Stop Them

Sometimes Santa’s elves are suspect AF.

1. This Superman Snuggler, that you can “stuff, hug, and play,” in case you were wondering how it works.

What parent wouldn't want to give their kid their first blowup doll?

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What parent wouldn’t want to give their kid their first blowup doll?

2. These Star Wars dive toys for “fun in and out of the pool.”

Triple yikes.

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Triple yikes.

3. This Olaf snow-cone maker, which shoots crushed ice from its body, though from exactly where is debatable.

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4. And this awkward AF “crazy foam” body wash, which your kid’s favorite superhero spits directly from their mouth.

Why they gotta do my girl like that?

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Why they gotta do my girl like that?

5. This Buzz Lightyear sipper, which has an unfortunate design flaw, if you ask me.

But he can definitely take you to infinity and beyond.

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But he can definitely take you to infinity and beyond.

6. This poo-dough set, which “looks like the real thing but smells much better.”

Why, oh, why would anyone's kids need to make this?

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Why, oh, why would anyone’s kids need to make this?

7. And this battery-operated E.T. Finger Light, which is hilariously creepy and I can’t quite put my finger on why.

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8. This bachelor’s sex pad playset, also known as “city life”, that your kids totally need.

The chilled champagne, the glasses, the round bed...I can't, you guys.

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The chilled champagne, the glasses, the round bed…I can’t, you guys.

9. Or if that’s not their speed, perhaps they’d prefer to play out an armed bank robbery.

Complete with an ATM for you to withdraw from to save your life.

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Complete with an ATM for you to withdraw from to save your life.

10. And oh hi, second creepy Olaf snow cone machine.

Seriously, how did this even make it past the first design meeting?

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Seriously, how did this even make it past the first design meeting?

11. This grocery cart which comes complete with the groceries kids need in order to entertain their 21+ guests.

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12. And this plush Leonardo, which just doesn’t sit well with me.

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13. This “musical instrument”, because learning piano is so yesterday?

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14. This Minecraft “Creeper”, which is very aptly named.

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15. And this unfortunately designed mic which could totally kill kids’ karaoke forever.

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